Turning 30

A couple of weeks ago I turned 30. After taking stock of where I am, I'm pretty happy with the results. At 30, I'm happily married with a new baby. The baby is happy, healthy, and a joy to be around. I'm an unexpectedly competent father. My wife and I own our own home. I am employed at a job that I don't despise and we make enough money to have a comfortable lifestyle while not accruing debts other than loans for capital expenses. I have a number of good friends that I see regularly. I'm healthy and in passable shape. I have a number of hobbies that I enjoy doing. Life is good.

Now if I could just remember that on Mondays