The Thing you can't find
The idea of the Waldo shirt has been brewing for some time. When I was in college, my fraternity would put on Midnight Madness once or twice a year. Midnight Madness was a clue based scavenger hunt - picture the Amazing Race centered in St. Louis with complex codes instead of bungee jumping. One of the big clues from the first Midnight Madness was a live Where's Waldo at the Galleria Mall at Christmas. I'll pause a second to imagine the hilarity of looking for a red-and-white striped shirt in a mall at Christmas. Over the Madnesses, we've reenacted it a couple of times.
Fast forward to my first hash as hare. I decided to start on Wash U's new parking garage. And as long as I was there, I was going to lead the pack through the Loop. And as long as I was going to have them in the Loop, I ought to have a Where's Waldo. But in order to do that, I had to have a Waldo and I needed a Waldo shirt. I found a friend (thanks A!) who was willing to be Waldo for an hour or so. And Madam Yuk lent me a red and white short sleeved shirt for our Waldo. The initial Waldo clue was a success and led me to getting the hash name, Waldo's Pimp.
With new hash name in tow, I decided that I needed a Waldo shirt, preferably a whole closet full of Waldo shirts. With more than just one Waldo shirt I could lend them out to my future Waldos when I decide to break out the Where's Waldo clue again. I could get the whole family dressed in Waldo gear for Halloweens or costume parties. I could take over the World !!!! (ahem) And if I could have a Waldo shirt made out for some sort of dri-fit fabric, I could wear it (complete with bobble hat and glasses) when I'm doing these big races ("Go Waldo-guy!").
Now I could make them myself using t-shirts and fabric paint. But I want something that will last past the first washing. So I've been trying to buy it from a store with no success. You'd think that all of the major retailers would be rushing into production such a shirt with a clear and defined market and no thought of wash tubs filled with now pink clothing. But no...
And so I wait
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