Google responses

"My wife cheated at work"
"Mother-in-law spanking"
Either I feel sorry for you if you are the victim, or sorry for you if you found my site looking for porn. Good luck to you either way.

"Oliver pooping"
Four times today. And not a single turd.

"Growing moss dirt"
If you are looking for dirt on me, well let's just say that you probably don't have to dig very far.

"Bode Miller undressed"
Again wrong site. Or you could consider my comments about him undressing enough. Dressing... turkey... now I'm hungry.

"Reverse Mullet long bangs"
Okay, Flock of Seagulls, you are going to have to come up with a better hair cut than that.

"Kim Martino-Sexton"
She taught our Bradley class and did a really good job. I'm not sure how much of her class we actually needed, but it was still good for us none the less.

"Where to get blue moss in Oklahoma"
I'm not actually sure that I want to respond to that before asking what you want the blue moss for...

"Passat broken glove box lid"
Actually it was a Cabrio. But good luck getting that fixed. And anyone from VW, make better glove boxes!